things i've learned from my pets

Oh yes animals are wise about how to live life....
from my dogs I have learned that..
-Everyday that I wake up, it's a miracle. (Of course everytime I walk in the front door it's a miracle too)
- Be open to tasting new things, if you don't like something,you can always barf it up.
-Take time to stop and smell the trees, and the signpost, and the hydrant and the....
-Sharing is not only polite, but expected, especially at dinnertime
-Going to work is a privilege, not an obligation
-A warm,wet kiss is nice, but being licked dry is just kinky
-Bubble baths are great, but don't drink the water
-Sometimes the best thing to watch isn't on TV, but in the backyard ...there are no reruns in Nature.
-Nothing beats a comfortable bed after a long day

And from the cat......
- Not all humans are bad, some actually give you chicken when you beg.
-After a certain age, squirt guns cease to be fun
-Sometimes it's okay to do stupid things , just make sure noone's looking so your dignity remains intact...and if someone sees you, act like you meant to do it anyway.