fraidy's haven

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

tuesday (now there's a creative title)

Not much been going on lately, just work, housework and yardwork. The idiot neighbor does his best to keep us in stitches, and we never even speak to them. Let me tell you about them....
We call them the Hills as in King of the Hill. I'll give you the cast rundown
1) Hank -is a depooty shuruff (actually he's a bailiff, who wishes he could chase bad guys) he was n't able to get into the marines for some reason (we guess a narrow urethra). He makes up for it by riding a big ole Honda Shadow and flying a Marine flag in his front yard because his dad was in the Marines....which brings us to ....
2) Cotton - Hank's dad, former Marine. Short, nasty. Never heard him do anything but bark orders to Hank's kid who visits every other weekend, or.....
3)Hank's Wife- who is a retired something or other. fills the yard with whirligigs, windchimes and makes Hank shovel gravel or sand or soil what seems like every other week. (which consequently runs into our yard making it look like a gravel pit) also oversees the mowing now being done by.....
4) Bobby- Hank's kid from his first marriage. The only one of the three still young enough to have to be forced to visit his pop every other Thursday and every other weekend. The boy when he is here, is only seen working, or on rare occassion, playing by himself in the yard.

Now that we have the cast down, I will tell you more about them in the future.

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